Sgt4succsess SMACIN GRACEFULL TEAM An African Experience, by Glasgow Jimmy Synopsis: Marcie and Dave accept a two year contract in Nigeria with great anticipation and excitement, but end up regretting their decision ADVERTISEMENT Marcie and Dave had been married for a year. Dave couldn’t believe his good fortune to have found a woman as gorgeous as Marcie. He didn’t consider himself very appealing to women and as a result lacked confidence when he was around them. He wasn’t a particularly good looking man, and by the time he reached 25 he still hadn’t dated much. He stood 5’ 8” tall, was slim, and not too well endowed. As a result, he all but worshipped Marcie and tried his best to give her everything she asked for. Often, he marvelled about how beautiful his 22 year old Irish bride was, with her pale white skin, flashing green eyes and long, red hair. She was slender and tall, stan

Sgt4succsess SMACIN GRACEFULL TEAM Wicked Uncle (Story) | Story by Bertie Uncle Jeff is not really wicked – but Mum and Dad think he is irresponsible. Mum and Dad are going away for a romantic weekend, and “Wicked” Uncle Jeff is left in charge of the children. The children have homework to do, but Uncle Jeff thinks that is far too boring. He has other ideas, and a misadventure follows. ADVERTISEMENT It was Mum and Dad’s Crystal Anniversary, which meant that they had been married for 15 years. To celebrate, Dad was taking Mum away for a long weekend to a secret, romantic location. The children, Jeremy and Jemima, were going to stay with Aunty Jane. ADVERTISEMENT Only Aunty Jane was a bit scatterbrained, and she forgot all about her promise to look after her sister’s children, and she also arranged to go away that weekend. And so she couldn’t look after the kid