Short African Jokes that will Brighten your day






25 Short African Jokes that will Brighten your day

Just like Proverbs which are wisdom passed on from generations to generation, Jokes, especially African Jokes are combination of phrases or short words with the intention of brightening ones day with laughter. Over the years, many people have turned to stand up comedy and music for inspiration. In this article, we are going to look at these short African jokes that will keep you lauging all through.

These collection of short African jokes from SGTeam are combined to make you laugh and laugh. They will make you laugh so hard that when you think back on them, you will even laugh more harder.

Even those believed to have no sense of humor will find these short African jokes hilarious. It might even bring tears to their eyes. Are you sure you are ready to laugh? Okay, let’s get you started.




African Jokes Table Of Contents

1. WhatsApp Joke
2. Dream of a typical African Child
3. Crush and Assignment
4. Joke about Girls who Play Hard to Get
5. Jokes about Nigerian movies
6. Facebook joke
7. Boyfriend Jokes
8. No one is useless joke
9. Girls when you have money
10. Packaging
11. What were you thinking Joke
12. African Parents Joke
13. African Teacher Jokes
14. The wheelbarrow joke
15. The lost phone joke
16. African Politicians
17. Husband and Wife Jokes
18. Dating Joke
19. Expensive Joke

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1. WhatsApp Joke

My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Your last seen on WhatsApp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread”

2. Dream of a typical African Child



Age 7: I want to be a doctor when I grow up Age 16: Mum look! All A’s Age 20: Mum, medicine is hard o Age 35: Make some noise for DJ Chukwu Ebuka!!!

3. Crush and Assignment



That awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she gets zero. My brother, just forget about any explanation and go your way peacefully.

4. Joke about Girls who Play Hard to Get



To those girls who are doing slay queens now and feels too very big to reply messages from guys. Don't go worry, a time will come when time will not be on your side again that will make you desperate for a husband. That’s when a man will ask you “How are you doing dear on a normal chart?” And you will reply “YES I DO”
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5. Jokes about Nigerian movies



It is only in a Nigeria movie that you will see cassava plant in an Evil forest. Can you help us ask the producers of such movies who planted the Cassava in the evil forest?
Do spirit now plant cassava too?
You would always know you are watching a nigerian movie when it says “35yrs after “but the dog in the yard is still alive and still the same as before. The house and the funitures in it is still as new as before.

6. Facebook joke



After the hutsling for jobs all over, finally found one good paying decent job that they only require poeple of good examples both online and offline, that sweet moment you sat down for the interview and the interviewer greet you by your Facebook name. Good day "Miss slay queen | hottest bae", also greeted you by your area name your sugger daddies call you that your area people also call you. Good day "small girl big God"
My sister just pack your CV and run.
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7. Boyfriend Jokes



Nothing makes a guy more happier and may most times loose his balance on ground than when his girlfriend says "Go and lock the door first…" expeciallly if its the first time.
If we lie, if you are a lady reading this joke here quickly go and verify with your boyfriend and let SGTeam know if its so or not.
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8. No one is useless joke



No matter how bad you are, you’re not useless. You can still be used as a bad example to others.
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9. Girls when you have money



The way girls will convince you that you are handsome if you have real money, you will be moved to stand in front of the mirror and you will be like “Maybe I should go into modelling o. My brother don’t be deceived, respect your real look and just remain where you are.
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10. Packaging



My sister don’t be fooled by men. Not everyone who wears suit is rich or works in well paying companies as directors, some of them are just choirmasters / music directors in church.

11. What were you thinking Joke



I slowly shifted her panty to the side and removed my boxers. This habit of sharing the dry line with ladies is so annoying. What were you thinking?

12. African Parents Joke



Some African Parents will be like ‘I will not place a curse on you, but whatever you do to me, your children will do the same to you.
Is this one a proclamation or a declaration?
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13. African Teacher Jokes



Our school teachers taught us most of the lies we tell today, they would tell us to write a letter to our uncles abroad when they knows our uncles are either in the cities or retired to the village.

14. The wheelbarrow joke



A certain man worked in a factory for 20 years. Everyday after work, he will come out pushing same wheelbarrow full of straw. The security will search him thoroughly before going out but find nothing.

On the day of his retirement, the security was curious about what he must have been smuggling out for 20 years. He was convinced that the man must have been smuggling something but he wasn’t sure what it was. When he asked, the man said lots of wheelbarrow.
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15. The lost phone joke



A guy sits in the dark and says that he has lost his phone! He uses the light of his mobile device to look for his device (which he`s holding as a light). He answers a phone call and says: ”Sorry, I can’t speak, I`ve lost my mobile”. Then he decides to call the police to inform them that his phone has been stolen. ADVERTISEMENT

16. African Politicians



Some politicians go to the US when they need to work, to Dubai when they need to buy something, to Paris if they want to rest, to Europe if they want to study! They only get back to Nigeria when they want to die! So, is it a cementery?”

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17. Husband and Wife Jokes



Wife tells husband: “Some of your friends think that I`m beautiful!” Husband says: “It`s Jack, right?” She replies: “How do you know?” He replies: “Leftovers are his thing!”

Wife: “How is it going, honey!” Husband: “I have a big problem at work.” Wife: ”Your problem is our problem! Tell me what has happened!” Husband: “Then, congratulations, we will become parents!” Wife: “Why is that, honey!” Husband: “Our secretary is pregnant!” Wife: “I wish I was a newspaper so I could be in your hands all day” Husband: “I also wish you were a newspaper so I could have a new one everyday.”
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A boy asked his dad – “Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential, the dad replied- “You are my son, I am confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son but that is confidential”
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Someone asked an old man- “Sir, even after 70 years of age, you still call your wife honey, darling, sweetheart… what’s the secret behind that? The old man replied- “Shortly after I married her, I forgot her name and I am scared to ask.”

18. Dating Joke



A boy went to his dad
Boy: “Dad, I found a girl I really like and would love to date.”
Dad: “Really? Who is she?”
Boy: “The neighbor’s daughter”
Dad: “Oh, you can’t date her”
Boy: “Why not Dad?”
Dad: “Don’t tell anyone, she is your sister”
The boy returned after some days.
Boy: “Dad, I have found someone else. This time around, she is prettier than the first one.”
Dad: “Who is she?”
Boy: “The other neighbor’s daughter”

Dad: “Oh no! You can’t date her, she is also your sister” This went on for sometime but ended with same response from his dad. So one day, the boy got angry and went to tell his mum.
Boy: “Mum, dad said I cannot date any of the neighbors’ daughters because they are my sisters.
Mum hugs the boy affectionately and said- “Boy, you can date whomever ever you want, don’t worry, he is not your father” It is well ooooo
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19. Expensive Joke



Everything is now so expensive in most part of the world expecially in Nigeria that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Is it not true? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams? Dont lie here

25. A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report.

Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.

Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.
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